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Friday, March 11, 2011

Mah Friend, Kendall Scott (She's legit)

Meet Kendall Scott!  She's been playing soccer since she first learned how to do a flip in the womb.  Ever since she’s never been able to put a ball down.  Her mad black hops and speed enable her to be the best goalie in the world.  Everyone loves her, especially God, cause she’s KENDALL SCOTT. People on other teams cower in fear when they see her bagel bag on the bench.  Watch out, she might just want your body ;) Oh yeah, and she’s a hot mess, so bring the towels and iced tea! (and Lauren File)